pretty pink and roses. not our way of living

yup its all in da beer dude. blu bambu is our place and we just love getting scumjading mortal dont we. thats right. you will bow before us and kiss our feet to show your true respect to us queens of love, especially sarah!! :) sarah is the embulum of love and the queen of seals , ££--all we can say is sit down, get drunk, and enjoy our groovy site--££

sarahs biography



name - Sarah The Great
occupation - snogging my boyfriend and hair styling
boyfriend - yeh hes a king
what do i see myself as - sealion
drugs - why would i take them
smoking - no i only do it when im on fire
real smoking - guess so. im a danger to ecosystems
friends - chezza, lil morgan, lovely lizzy
my words - or, malapwat, posh, simple, mine

chezzas biography

name - cheryl the peril
drugs - no but theyre artistic
fav food - marguerita and maple primrose cheshitire wrap
drink - a divin na
boyfriend - pete samplers
occupation - drinking wine and being a divvy
friends - pete, lizzy, sarah, al mee geet family
my fav club - blu bambu
words - moorgies loooo, aunt magazine, yo dude, or
my favourite website - handsomemen.com

uncle bills biography

name - billius gibbs
drugs - i take them
appearance - big pig
favourite food - everything
favourite drink - beer wine and alchoholic stuff
girlfriend - cher my favourite old love
occupation - cleaning out the pig sties
favourite pub - anywhere
favourite tv programme - footy
favourite movie - footy
favourite advert - footy

lizzys biography

name - elisabeth
drugs - i hate drugs so strict me like
smoking - i dont think so scrap the nickotene
mates - cheryl, sarah, bill gates, jim carey, madonna
i like drinking - coffee
fav food - peas pudding delight
boyfriend - robbie williams
favourite website - robbiewilliams.com
occupation - fixing park swings

our roleplay

characters

this is the characters

sarah
elisabeth
craig
robbie williams
uncle bill
bill gates
richard alnwick
john lennon
elisabeth
action man

the script

scene 1 - blu bambu a romantic place

sarah - come on cheryl give us your best shot at dancing
cheryl - ok

cheryl does the can can dance right in the middle of the floor

sarah - hey nice effort your better than a professional
cheryl - thankyou
elisabeth - want some coffee
cheryl - yes my appetite grows strong
sarah - OH MY GOD LOOK ITS CRAIG TALKING TO, NO IT CANT BE! MADONNA???!!!
CHERYL - hehehe looks like young craigy found a new bunch o roses

sarah punches cheryl in the face

sarah - thats not funny cheryl!!
cheryl - oooh sorry, but i still think craig is a bit of a mongrel
elisabeth - mev too i dont really trust craig
sarah - maybe your right, but, but!! craig must be using me
elisabeth - good lord!! hes coming this way
sarah - why are you with madonna???
craig - i was just just...
sarah - yes i know your little game! you were going on a date with her, your my boyfriend how dare you!!!
craig - but its not what you think i was just talking to her
cheryl - i seen them two kiss eachother
craig - well um...
madonna - he was going on a date with me sarah if you must know
sarah - you traitor!!!
craig - but, but,
elisabeth - craig! theres nothing you can do to stop sarah now you little idiot. shes angry because you just used her so you can go on a date with madonna
madonna - so he used you for my purpose
cheryl - yes he has
madonna - oh my god im going on a date with a man that isusing you. i dont like you anymore craig
craig - waaaaa im sooo sooorrryyy
sarah - get lost
cheryl - craig leave her alone you have broke her heart, her seal heart and she is very upset

action man walks into the scene

elisabeth - oh my god look its action man
sarah - yeh craig maybe i should go on a date with action man rather than you
craig - no no you dont understand
action man - yo buttercups im the biggest dude around and i want to go on a date with you i will be your personal body gaurd
sarah - you will!!! oh my hero!
cheryl - (whispers to elisabeth) sarahs up to her usual bizzare sayings again
sarah - my sugar pot, my mimis carpet, my hospital wing, my top cat, my....
craig - you are going to dump mje a long long way
elisabeth - your turn to reply my dear sarah
sarah - you got that right craig! i am getting rid of you loser
craig - boo hoo she called me a loser
cheryl - craig is a nini
sarah - yup your totally right he is a nini
madonna - well in that case i dont like him either... by loser craig
craig - bye madonna who doesnt like me

craig runs away l;ike a huge girlie

action man - hes not even 0.1 of the hero i am
sarah - your right your a true hero
come on lets go to that new chinese buffet lets take our new boyfriend action man to show off
cheryl - oh no craigs talking to the bartender now
sarah - desperate for a new girlfriend i bet
elisabeth - typical. he wont get any the way hes behaving
cheryl - thats true
sarah - yeh
action man - and he smells like my cats litter tray and he looks like bin laden and..
sarah - yeh hes twice the dumbo anyone could love
action man - yeh so that makes him unloveable
sarah - yeh but his family must love him
action settings - let me see. they think hes a mong but still love him
sarah - yeh but all families must love their kids
action man - yeh but hes not a kid
sarah - yeh but hes still their family
action settings - stop looking ugly
sarah - what do you mean
action man - your starting to look ugly
sarah - stop it action man this shouldnt be your attitude this is not you
action man - im terribly sorry lets make up
sarah - (kisses action man)
sarah - ill do you a deal you can come to my party if you deliver this to my brother
action man - ok
sarah - this guy is beginning to bug me
action man - i want your mobile phone sarah i want to look at it hahahah
sarah - what!! what did you say?!!
action man - nothing, i just said i want to look after your mobile phone while your at the gym
action man - (whispers to himself) excellent lets take a lil peek

action man makes his way to the mens toilets

elisabeth - theirs something really wrong with that guy
sarah - yehv i know hes gorgeous but deep down he has something to hide i think
cheryl - hmm he did say he wanted to have a look at your phone and bloated it back out a different way when he repeated it. i think hes a spy
sarah - a spy!!!
cheryl - yup i think hes a spy
elisabeth - nice thinking cheryl. im impressed
cheryl - thankyou
sarah - come on lets prove this once and for all is he really a spy or not lets find out lasses
cheryl - skip along my deer
elisabeth - yup im on the case
cheryl - lets split up and search for clues
elisabeth - i will talk to witnesses see if anything they have seen
sarah - come on cheryl it looks like us 2 are going to have to see what hes doing with the phone. come on lets go!!
cheryl - its always me who gets carted off with you aint it
sarah - do you mind
cheryl - sarah man you little winit
sarah - let go already were on a case
cheryl - sweet christmas oookkkkkk!!!!

cheryl and sarah head for the loos while elisabeth looks for witnesses

elisabeth - excuse me old lady but...
john lennon - im not any old lady do you know who i am
elisabeth - any info about that guy action man
john lennon - yes hestrying to steal peoples personal info because hes being controlled by evil doctor X and wants to kill them all while theyre in their sleep
elisabeth - ummm nice :*
john lennon - you got stop this maniac. plus im john lennon that handsome beatles sibling
elisabeth - my god!! it really is you. its always been my dream to go on a date with you. your so handsome. im obsessed and addicted to you in every single vein that lies under my skin i do promise to stay like this because i fancy you more than my mother. i know my mother is gorgeous but you!
john lennon - i do admire every word you just said and i think your a lovely girl too but do you really fancy your mother
elisabeth - you bet your life i fancy my mother
john lennon - gordon bennet you are so simple. urrrrgh simmmpppllllle
elisabeth - yes i know im a little bit mental but i think i found a new boyfriend known as john and hes infront of me you have always made my dreams and now i want you to make my life whole again
john lennon - david bechm won 3 1 on his own againts liverpool last night and that was even with all the other players losing by accident half the time
elisabeth - so your saying bech was stretching the limits
john lenon - oh yes becham was really giving liverpool a good old liver
elisabeth - i agree

meanwhile while elisabeth is stupidly talking to john when shes supposed to be helping her friends find out the mystery, now thats what i call a pure date, lets get back on topic - sarah and cheryl are still debating how to get into the mens bogs

cheryl - how are we going to get in there thats the mens loos it says gentlemans not lasses
sarah - leave it to me!!!

sarah walks off and comes back with a wheely bin and an out of order sign

sarah - im gonna stick this out of order sign on the door and prop this up with this blunder bin
cheryl - yeh good team work
sarah - look a props room
cheryl - for the fancy dress i guess
sarah - yeh lets go and grab some costumes and lets get rugid
cheryl - yeh lets go get rugid!!

cheryl and sarah go in the props room and dress up in manly costumes

sarah - (kicks loo door open quietly)
some man in loo - hi guys hows it going, i see you have lots of girlfriends
sarah - errrrrr no ~~~~~
cheryl - i divin think so ~~~ (whispers to sarah) gotta act rugid in a rugid place
sarah - yup
some man in loo - well i ll be seeing you blokes around soon (walks out)
sarah - if he knew i was a girl he would be kissing me all day
cheryl - mwahahahahahahaha
action man - mwahahahahahaha wait till i send this private information to my boss hehehe i know all her secrets hahahahaha look at that my boss will be so pleased
sarah - the little dummy!!! if i were myself i would choke the twit
cheryl - you go girl

sarah leaps at action man with a pounding vicious jump

sarah - how dare you!!!! you fat dumbo you!!!
action man - but i was just rehearsing for a play
sarah - rehearseing for a play rehea.. im speechless, do you know why you are so populur and so cool :)
action man - why ;)
sarah - BECAUSE YOUR SUCH A OLD IDIOT ALL THE NUTCASES LIKE YOU THEY LOVE YOUR STUPID NUTCASE OF A MIND AND YOUR CHILDISH PERONALITY. GROW UP!!!
action man - im sorry i didnt mean...
sarah - i dont play easy with people i dont care so good bye and good riddance

sarah walks away while shaking a fist at him

madonna - eeh and i thought craig was bad
craig - im not bad
action man - im not bad either
madonna - talk to the hand! cos madonna dont wanna know
cheryl - time to check up on elisabeth

cheryl and madonna skip out of the toilets too